third prank

[hauntingly]

_{[If you're passing by 5720 Cunningham today, you might see two explosive strange-looking talking penguins outside, talking with one another.]}

I saw the ghost, dood! She's really here!

No way, dood! You've gotta be kidding me!

Go see for yourself, dood! I saw with my own eyes! She's going to steal our souls, dood!

I need a drink before I deal with this, dood. I don't think my poor Prinny heart can handle this!

Oh my, are we having a conversation without me? That's so terribly rude...

<sub>[And... Pamela suddenly shows up behind them, and both Prinnies scream. And possibly cling to each other in terror.]

(ooc/eta: replies might be coming from prinnania for icon purposes, but feel free to talk to both Pamela and the Prinny duo.)</sub>

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[v8-interceptor.livejournal.com]

[Max is just staring. He's seen weird shit, but not this weird.]

Oi, what the hell is goin' on here?

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

I got some of my darling Prinnies back!

[v8-interceptor.livejournal.com]

Look like some kinda demented penguins to me.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[So many strange things... what has Dirk Anger done!?]

What the ☠☠☠☠ are those?

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

They're Prinnies! Aren't they just adorable?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

... Talking Frankenstein penguins...

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

Hm?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

... I'll keep it simple.

What the ☠☠☠☠ are they?

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

Prinnies!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Etna? Prinnies?

...

Right, so what the ☠☠☠☠ are Prinnies?

[abravelikehero]

[Just walking along, minding his own business when....]

Ah! I never thought I would see a Prinny here, let alone two.

[prinnania.livejournal.com]

[abravelikehero]

Sorry....

Um, what's wrong here anyway? I didn't think there were prinnies here.

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's nothing~ I simply got some of my darling Prinnies in the mail!

1/2

[abravelikehero]

You can mail order prinnies!?

2/2

[abravelikehero]

We're all kidnapped, so it's not like you guys are suffering anything new.

Re: 2/2

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

Can you? Hmmhmm... I thought maybe this was a reward for completing that sidequest the other day! If only they'd send back my equipment, though...

[abravelikehero]

Eh? But, you just said you got them in the mail. Wait, what side quest? That weird memory thing? Was that like a bonus dungeon!?

You guys are from the Netherworld, how bad could she be compared to there?

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

Yes, I did! Hmmhmm... I think so, only there wasn't any boss monster to fight. That's alright, though~ I don't have any of my levels back yet, or my gear!

[abravelikehero]

Oh, I'm sorry about that, I got twenty of mine back-

G-ghost!?

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

You did? Was it a quest reward, too?

Hee hee~ oh, yes, that's right, I'm a ghooost~! Though right now, I think I'm alive again.

[abravelikehero]

Maybe? I did get them back after something happened.

So, technically your not a ghost then? That's not so scary.

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

I'll have to tell Kanata about this!

Hmm? Well... I was a ghost, before I woke up in this new drifting object!

[abravelikehero]

Kanata?

But you're not now.

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

Kanata is my friend! He's also here, you know~

Hmmhmm... but I was!

[abravelikehero]

Oh! That's fortunate. One of my friends used to be here, but now he's gone.

But now you're not. Is it hard not being a ghost?

[gandere]

You are a pair of odd familiars.

[Don't mind Rin, she's just staring at the pair of prinnies.]

[prinnania.livejournal.com]

[gandere]

Vassals? Kind of like a servant?

That would make you guys the same as a familiar...

[prinnania.livejournal.com]

[gandere]

Who would pay a servant? That isn't what making a pact is about. If you are this master's servants, then she doesn't need to pay you anything. You're bound by a pact, yes?

[prinnania.livejournal.com]

[gandere]

Oh, so familiars with no real obligation. You two would get along well with my Archer...

[And to their 'master']

Don't you find it a bit inconsiderate to refer to your familiars as a joke?

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

Familiars...? Oh my, these darling Prinnies are actually my pets!

[gandere]

Your pets? Oh, like how one owns a cat or a dog?

I find it weird to have a pet that speaks, but then again, a parrot is a pet that does just that...

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly!

Hmm? Hmmhmm... well, they are rather adorable, don't you think?

[gandere]

I think they look like freaks myself.

[demondogdays.livejournal.com]

[Cue Jaws music here. *A*]

[ghastlyinnghost.livejournal.com]

_[Meanwhile-]

[demondogdays.livejournal.com]

[SUDDENLY! A DOG POUNCES ON ONE OF THEM LIKE HE'S TACKLING ON A CHEW TOY.]

Found one more party member, finally!

[prinnania.livejournal.com]

_{[And the other Prinny will totally be diving out of the way when Kanata does that. Pamela in the meantime just claps :|a]}